Anyone else feel like they just spent the last month feasting? Like your blood is made up of about 85% cookies?
I’ve been getting back into the grind lately – writing, splitting wood, training… and damn, has it not been easy. 
But hey, that’s what December is for. It’s dark, it’s cold, and it’s the time to rest.
All that said, this table would have probably been more useful a month ago, but here we are. I made a feast generator!
| Result | d10 | d10 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roasted | Elk |
| 2 | Stewed | Beets |
| 3 | Toasted | Owlbear |
| 4 | Burnt | Roots |
| 5 | Simmered | Ph-tae-toes |
| 6 | Grilled | Boar |
| 7 | Raw | Wyrm |
| 8 | Shredded | Astral Guppy |
| 9 | Stuffed | Unicorn |
| 10 | Skewered | Lichen |
| Result | d6 | d8 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tossed | Greens |
| 2 | Lemon | Rice |
| 3 | Stewed | Noodles |
| 4 | Quick fried | Poh-tae-toes |
| 5 | Steamed | Carrots |
| 6 | Garlicky | Peas |
| 7 | Beans | |
| 8 | Grass |
| Result | d8 | d8 | d8 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Delightful | Cherry | Cordial |
| 2 | Robust | Cranberry | Seltzer |
| 3 | Spicy | Elderberry | Ale |
| 4 | Full Bodied | Goblinfruit | Wine |
| 5 | Boozy | Apple | Brandy |
| 6 | Strong | Brownberry | Liquor |
| 7 | Watered | Golden Orb | Eau de vie |
| 8 | Herbal | Darkfruit | Juice |
| Result | d12 | d8 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spice | Cake |
| 2 | Cherry | Pie |
| 3 | Custard | Jelly |
| 4 | Cranberry | Roll |
| 5 | Elderberry | Cookies |
| 6 | Goblinfruit | Bun |
| 7 | Apple | Pudding |
| 8 | Brownberry | Tart |
| 9 | Golden Orb | |
| 10 | Darkfruit | |
| 11 | Sugar | |
| 12 | Rum |
On my initial roll through, I got (6) Grilled (1) Elk with (6) garlicky (3) noodles and a (2) robust (5) apple (6) liquor. Oh, and desert was a cherry bun.
Yeah, okay, I could go to this party.
Talk soon,
-James
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You find a rusty long sword and a small, golden vulture head worth 250 gp.
The sand here on the edge of the sacrificial ground is loose and looks recently churned.
The Vulture Priests are the enemy of knowledge and enlightenment. They seek to bring the eternal silence, the end of all things. Decay and obedience is their only god.
Armor Class 6 [13]
Hit Dice 1 (4hp)
Attacks 1 × Beak (1d4 or by weapon)
THAC0 19 [0]
Movement 120’ (40’)
Saving Throws D12 W13 P14 B15 S16 (1)
Morale 8 (11 when at their temple)
Alignment Lawful
XP 10
Number Appearing 2d4 (1d6 × 10)
Treasure Type D
Immune to the Divine: The spells and powers of clerics and paladins have no effect on them.
Weapons: They frequently use wickedly curved daggers, which they use for sacrificial purposes.
Soul Clouders: There is a 10% chance that any Vulture Priest can use the sleep spell once per day. The targets are still awake, but they are beset by such a deep depression that it has the same effect as sleep. They may only watch what unfurls around them.
