Anyone else feel like they just spent the last month feasting? Like your blood is made up of about 85% cookies?
I’ve been getting back into the grind lately – writing, splitting wood, training… and damn, has it not been easy. 
But hey, that’s what December is for. It’s dark, it’s cold, and it’s the time to rest.
All that said, this table would have probably been more useful a month ago, but here we are. I made a feast generator!
They ate…
| Result | d10 | d10 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Roasted | Elk |
| 2 | Stewed | Beets |
| 3 | Toasted | Owlbear |
| 4 | Burnt | Roots |
| 5 | Simmered | Ph-tae-toes |
| 6 | Grilled | Boar |
| 7 | Raw | Wyrm |
| 8 | Shredded | Astral Guppy |
| 9 | Stuffed | Unicorn |
| 10 | Skewered | Lichen |
With…
| Result | d6 | d8 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tossed | Greens |
| 2 | Lemon | Rice |
| 3 | Stewed | Noodles |
| 4 | Quick fried | Poh-tae-toes |
| 5 | Steamed | Carrots |
| 6 | Garlicky | Peas |
| 7 | Beans | |
| 8 | Grass |
And a…
| Result | d8 | d8 | d8 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Delightful | Cherry | Cordial |
| 2 | Robust | Cranberry | Seltzer |
| 3 | Spicy | Elderberry | Ale |
| 4 | Full Bodied | Goblinfruit | Wine |
| 5 | Boozy | Apple | Brandy |
| 6 | Strong | Brownberry | Liquor |
| 7 | Watered | Golden Orb | Eau de vie |
| 8 | Herbal | Darkfruit | Juice |
Oh, and desert was a…
| Result | d12 | d8 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spice | Cake |
| 2 | Cherry | Pie |
| 3 | Custard | Jelly |
| 4 | Cranberry | Roll |
| 5 | Elderberry | Cookies |
| 6 | Goblinfruit | Bun |
| 7 | Apple | Pudding |
| 8 | Brownberry | Tart |
| 9 | Golden Orb | |
| 10 | Darkfruit | |
| 11 | Sugar | |
| 12 | Rum |
On my initial roll through, I got (6) Grilled (1) Elk with (6) garlicky (3) noodles and a (2) robust (5) apple (6) liquor. Oh, and desert was a cherry bun.
Yeah, okay, I could go to this party.
Talk soon,
-James
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