Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 10/7/22
October 7, 2022
Geeze, she had something to get off her chest there.
Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 9/19/22
September 16, 2022
EVERYONE JUST CALM THE EF DOWN

Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 8/24/26
August 26, 2022
Look, I just came here to have a good time, not to be attacked like this.
Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 9/2/22
August 25, 2022
I’m so sorry, Pisces.
I mean, not as sorry as you’re going to be, but still.
Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 8/19/22
August 19, 2022
Oh man, I’m in trouble.
Maybe knowing your future isn’t such a good thing.
Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 7/15/22
July 15, 2022
I think Madame Toadlicker stole all the pens in the office when she dropped off this batch of horoscopes. On the plus side, we’ve been strangely free of any rats…
Madame Toadlicker’s Horoscopes 7/8/22
July 8, 2022
Madame Toadlicker thinks your gross, but here’s your horoscopes anyway.