EVERYONE JUST CALM THE EF DOWN
Look, I just came here to have a good time, not to be attacked like this.
I’m so sorry, Pisces.
I mean, not as sorry as you’re going to be, but still.
Oh man, I’m in trouble.
Maybe knowing your future isn’t such a good thing.
I think Madame Toadlicker stole all the pens in the office when she dropped off this batch of horoscopes. On the plus side, we’ve been strangely free of any rats…
Madame Toadlicker thinks your gross, but here’s your horoscopes anyway.
Is it just me, or is Madame Toadlicker a bit jaded?
